Alright, rest assured this is not some lame (please pronounce la-may) attempt at concealing some lame (pronounce lame) drama in my personal life. No, this was spurred by reading a love quote which is so not descriptive of love. That is why it is number one.
1. "Love means never having to say you're sorry." -love story, 1970
That should really be "Bitter hateful love means never having to say you're sorry because you don't respect the other person enough to tell them you are sorry."
2. "Why do I love you? Because you are and always have been my dream." <<<----I think it's okay if my significant other is not who I always dreamed him to be. Cuz then he would be Aladdin.
3. "Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time."
Sometimes I feel like we try too hard at metaphors and such
So if you want an example of some nice love stuff click on the link below.